{"id":608,"date":"2009-09-20T09:39:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T15:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/?p=608"},"modified":"2009-10-20T21:35:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-21T03:35:32","slug":"top-10-list-what-to-do-with-giant-zucchinis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 List:  What to do with Giant Zucchinis"},"content":{"rendered":"<a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-facebook nolightbox\" data-provider=\"facebook\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Follow us on Facebook\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DriftlessAppetite\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Facebook\" title=\"Follow us on Facebook\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/facebook.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-twitter nolightbox\" data-provider=\"twitter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Follow us on Twitter\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/drftlssappetite\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;margin-right:5px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"twitter\" title=\"Follow us on Twitter\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/twitter.png\" \/><\/a><a class=\"synved-social-button synved-social-button-follow synved-social-size-48 synved-social-resolution-single synved-social-provider-rss nolightbox\" data-provider=\"rss\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" title=\"Subscribe to our RSS Feed\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/driftlessappetite\/ynOY\" style=\"font-size: 0px; width:48px;height:48px;margin:0;margin-bottom:5px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"rss\" title=\"Subscribe to our RSS Feed\" class=\"synved-share-image synved-social-image synved-social-image-follow\" width=\"48\" height=\"48\" style=\"display: inline; width:48px;height:48px; margin: 0; padding: 0; border: none; box-shadow: none;\" src=\"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/social-media-feather\/synved-social\/image\/social\/regular\/96x96\/rss.png\" \/><\/a><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-665\" title=\"giantzukes\" src=\"http:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/giantzukes.jpg\" alt=\"giantzukes\" width=\"1000\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/giantzukes.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/giantzukes-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0 Beg a food pantry to take it.<\/p>\n<p>09. \u00a0 Go to church late and leave zucchinis on top of people&#8217;s cars.<\/p>\n<p>08.\u00a0 Harvest decor.<\/p>\n<p>07.\u00a0 Paint it yellow and pretend you&#8217;ve grown the world&#8217;s largest banana.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>06.\u00a0 Use zucchini in every dish&#8230;mashed zucchinis and gravy, zucchini brownies, zucchini bread,\u00a0 zucchini jam, zucchini spaghetti, zucchini omelet, zucchini pie, zucchini pudding, cream of zucchini, zucchini ice cream, or a mock &#8220;apple&#8221; pie.\u00a0 Delish..!?<\/p>\n<p>05. Paint it black and pretend it&#8217;s\u00a0 the world&#8217;s smallest humpback whale.<\/p>\n<p>04. Hollow it out for a doggie canoe.<\/p>\n<p>03.\u00a0 Sell it on Ebay???<\/p>\n<p>02.\u00a0 Wrap up it up in a cozy blanket and put in a basket to leave at a stranger&#8217;s front door \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>01.\u00a0 Compost for next year&#8217;s zucchini.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-666\" title=\"zucchinibaby\" src=\"http:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zucchinibaby.jpg\" alt=\"zucchinibaby\" width=\"1000\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zucchinibaby.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/zucchinibaby-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Stats:\u00a0 12 lbs., 20 inches long<\/p>\n<p>*Super Mario Bros. mushroom hat made by our friend Meagan Glaser, author of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leisurearts.com\/items\/4547\/Crochet-Your-Cares-Away\/c\/new\/s\/newest\/default.aspx\"><em>Crochet Your Cares Away<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10.\u00a0 Beg a food pantry to take it. 09. \u00a0 Go to church late and leave zucchinis on top of people&#8217;s cars. 08.\u00a0 Harvest decor. 07.\u00a0 Paint it yellow and pretend you&#8217;ve grown the world&#8217;s largest banana.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[22,23],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-garden","tag-top-ten-lists","tag-vegetables","no-featured-image"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":673,"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions\/673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/driftlessappetite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}